Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Lip Balm


What you see here is Wet 'n' Wild Megamix lip balm. It comes in umbrella drink flavors such as Mango Margarita, Cosmo-tini and Jungle Juice. Let me tell you that NO self-respecting woman uses Wet 'n' Wild products; if one did, she would be me. Therefore, this lip gloss is for little girls and young teens. Is this acceptable?

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Yes, if you're OK with being THAT kind of woman.

John said...

I bet our lawmakers would be breaking out the bills pretty quickly if they found out "wet and wild" lip balm modeled on alcoholic beverages were being marketed to teens. Oh well.

John said...

Crantini heroin fizz.